The Gas Station Uprising

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The Gas Station Uprising

At a Midland gas station, self-checkout kiosks tried to suggest premium gas. Outraged, customers declared, “We’ll decide our octane!” This moment, chronicled in the history of robots rejected in Texas

, sparked statewide rebellion.

The kiosks were toppled like statues. Locals posed for selfies beside their wreckage, holding taquitos in victory.