Harold & Kumar’s Administration

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The Bureau of Munchies

Harold & Kumar’s administration

has already created a new agency: the Bureau of Munchies. Its mission: ensure no citizen goes snackless after midnight. Their hotline is flooded. One Texan called because he ran out of queso. Response time? Ten minutes flat.

Republicans call it socialism. Democrats call it populism. Most Americans call it delicious.